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Post by Kreeper X on Feb 3, 2006 0:35:15 GMT -5
Unless they are coated with Arsenic instead of Sugar which is...
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Post by Vashthestampede on Feb 3, 2006 1:26:45 GMT -5
the way to turn frosted flakes into a chemical weapon that was used too...
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beaker
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Post by beaker on Feb 3, 2006 7:39:07 GMT -5
create the methane explosion. Turtle's unique metabolism has evolved over the years to conquer the flaws of regular human nature. He is immune to any poison, it just gets expelled from his posterior in the form of a noxious gas. As Optimus and Barbra stand watching in amazement, Turtle ingests nuclear fuel for his secret weapon - A Double Quarter Pounder!!!!
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Post by firemedic on Feb 3, 2006 23:08:03 GMT -5
Without cheese because he's lactose intolerant!
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Post by Kozz on Feb 4, 2006 0:21:59 GMT -5
and half blind in two-thirds of his eyes because...
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beaker
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Post by beaker on Feb 4, 2006 15:56:45 GMT -5
of a freak accident invovling a flame thrower and his secret weapon...
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Post by MNewman15 on Feb 4, 2006 21:54:15 GMT -5
a pet monkey trained as a ninja...
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Post by firemedic on Feb 4, 2006 23:21:00 GMT -5
who was blond in one eye and Turtle caught him off guard
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Post by Kreeper X on Feb 5, 2006 6:58:42 GMT -5
But none of that really mattered because a black helicopter appeared overhead and Jack Bauer jumped out with an A-5 in both hands screaming "We don't have time for this!"
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Post by Kozz on Feb 5, 2006 9:36:34 GMT -5
But he didn't have his rope tied to the helicopter and he went...
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beaker
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Post by beaker on Feb 5, 2006 9:56:22 GMT -5
careening towards the earth at lightning fast speed until Neo caught him and taught him how to dodge bullets...
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Post by firemedic on Feb 5, 2006 23:23:24 GMT -5
while carrying the flag so the other team doesn't realize it...
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beaker
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Post by beaker on Feb 6, 2006 18:03:59 GMT -5
But Jack was distracted by the old woman hanging laundry in the field, and was pistol-whipped by Samuel L Jackson, saying "What's my name?"
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Post by Kozz on Feb 6, 2006 18:28:30 GMT -5
because Sam Jackson forgot who he was and turned senile
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Post by Kreeper X on Feb 6, 2006 22:21:46 GMT -5
Luckily Quintin Tarantino was filming the whole thing and yelled into a bullhorn...
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