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Post by firemedic on Dec 22, 2005 18:33:14 GMT -5
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....
not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005 :
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
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Post by Trigga Nometry on Dec 22, 2005 18:54:38 GMT -5
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich! Could that be anymore true? Funny stuff! |
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Post by Decker on Dec 22, 2005 21:37:41 GMT -5
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005 : We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration I second this one! We should just build a new friggin fence. A 30 foot concrete wall with machinegun ports along it. Razor wire and a feild of mines. THAN if they make it into the country THAN I WILL PERSOANNLY give them full citizenship (and a job in the military). |
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Post by jestertls on Dec 23, 2005 1:45:33 GMT -5
Yeah, I have to agree. I make a motion that Number 1, is enacted immediatly.
One of my favorite sayings is, "Think no one cares??? Try missing a payment!"
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Post by Pyro on Dec 26, 2005 10:34:19 GMT -5
;D, great stuff.
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Post by bigred33 on Dec 31, 2005 10:15:12 GMT -5
I second this one! We should just build a new friggin fence. A 30 foot concrete wall with machinegun ports along it. Razor wire and a feild of mines. THAN if they make it into the country THAN I WILL PERSOANNLY give them full citizenship (and a job in the military). There is a Carlos Mencia bit about that. Unable to post it here because it's Carlos. |
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