Post by sharpshooter on Jan 16, 2006 14:45:35 GMT -5
Quick Thinker
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> A man in a Florida supermarket tried to buy half a head of
> lettuce.
> The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell
> only whole heads of lettuce. The man persisted and asked to see the
> manager.
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> The boy said he would ask his manager about it.
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> Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,
> "Someasshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce."
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> As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man
> standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has
kindly
> offered to buy the other half."
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> The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
> Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the
> way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people
> who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
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> "Canada, sir," the boy replied.
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> "Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.
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> The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey
> players up there."
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> "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."
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> "No ####?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
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> A man in a Florida supermarket tried to buy half a head of
> lettuce.
> The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell
> only whole heads of lettuce. The man persisted and asked to see the
> manager.
>
> The boy said he would ask his manager about it.
>
> Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,
> "Someasshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce."
>
> As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man
> standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has
kindly
> offered to buy the other half."
>
> The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
> Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the
> way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people
> who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
>
> "Canada, sir," the boy replied.
>
> "Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.
>
> The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey
> players up there."
>
> "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."
>
> "No ####?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
