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Post by firemedic on Feb 10, 2006 23:34:36 GMT -5
first zit. It did however cause some ego's to swell to twice the size!
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beaker
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Post by beaker on Feb 11, 2006 7:50:52 GMT -5
As Ryan descended from his orbit around the Earth, things were looking pretty grim. His enormous ego blocked the entire view of the sun, causing temperatures to drop. Something had to be done fast...
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Post by firemedic on Feb 11, 2006 12:14:34 GMT -5
Then Turtle and Kozz changed into their alter ego's Pink and lavender rangers. Kreeper and GenX laughed until milk came out of their noses.
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Post by paintersghost on Feb 11, 2006 15:20:04 GMT -5
Suddenly Lavender Ranger (Kozz) was distracted by the EVIL TWINS, as Pink Ranger (Turtle)rubbed two sticks together to...
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Post by Kozz on Feb 11, 2006 19:31:04 GMT -5
to start a small fire to cook his magic baked beans so he can eat them and
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Post by beaker on Feb 11, 2006 19:44:15 GMT -5
Suddenly Goku and Vegeta teleported in, sensing an ensuing planetary danger. They both turned into Super-Saiyan 4's and fused to become Super-Saiyan 4 Gogeta. They charged up a 1,000,000x Super Kamehameha, let it loose and obliterated R.C. for all time. Literally left him in atoms, and took out a quarter of the moon in passing. On Earth, his DM5 spontaneously combusted, because it was common knowledge that his S.I.T.H. DM5 was made up of his DNA...
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Post by Kreeper X on Feb 12, 2006 10:59:59 GMT -5
Then Turtle and Kozz changed into their alter ego's Pink and lavender rangers. Kreeper and GenX laughed until milk came out of their noses. <breaking Kayfabe> I DID! ANd it DID! Thanks! |
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Post by Turtle-Prophet of Doom on Feb 13, 2006 9:58:30 GMT -5
And with Kozz drooling all over the Twins Turtle asked himself How did I get dragged into this again??"
No really, how did that happen?
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Post by firemedic on Feb 13, 2006 16:26:56 GMT -5
The more Turtle thought about it he started to remember being born half of a siamese paintball team. Zapurtle that started a website that everyone wanted into. When it closed he literally split from the starter of that site that shall remain nameless. And Kozz felt sorry for him and befriended his as his little buddy.
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Post by beaker on Feb 13, 2006 16:53:13 GMT -5
With Zap finally destroyed, Turtle could be whole once again. The evil DNA that interlaced with his was now gone. As the sun came out on the glorious day, Turtle once again turned into the Pink Ranger and went gaseously frolicking with the Lavendar Ranger and the now Good Twins...
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Post by Stret on Feb 14, 2006 6:03:31 GMT -5
That stole Turtles magic baked beans and XXX passwords (in a uber secret covert mission right before Chuck Norris busted Chinladins DM5's) wich enraged Turtle into a Prophet Of Doom which made everybody pee their pants...
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Post by Kozz on Feb 14, 2006 8:42:24 GMT -5
and from his lack of funds, from the loss of his magic baked bean business, Turtle decided to play one of the leading roles in Killer Clowns from Outer Space  |
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Post by RainDog on Feb 15, 2006 12:15:31 GMT -5
and instead of A5 in hand, he was armed with cotton candy. But the Cotton candy.....
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Post by firemedic on Feb 15, 2006 12:23:51 GMT -5
Multiplied and swelled as he tried to lick it. So much that it swallowed Wookie in New Mexico...
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Post by Stret on Feb 15, 2006 20:42:57 GMT -5
But Turtle did not care for that, he was mad that he also lost his beloved XXX passwords, now believes that everyone is out against him and takes it out on...
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