Too close... Epoxy = bad day

[99GenX]

So I'm working on a little project on my living room floor.

I'm sitting there in my carolina shirt and some loose boxers with some wax paper spread out on the floor mixing epoxy.

So some how the cat gets in...

*kerthump* Next thing I know, my cat had ran through the epoxy, slipped on the wax paper, and gotten epoxy all over his foot.

Now for the funny part (funny for you guys atleast) - In panic, fright of me going "OMG WTF DUMB CAT", etc; my cat runs and happens to place his epoxied foot under the leg of my boxers and right inbetween my leg and *myself*.

I noticed this about a min later and after realizing err, myself, was sticking to the side of my leg...

I read on the back of the epoxy bottle and it said to soak said effected body part in alcohol or mineral spirits -

All I can say is that I'm extremely thankfull for the man whom discovered rubbing alcohol or I might be spending tonight in an emergency room explaning to a nurse how I managed to epoxy myself to my leg.

WHEW - close call fellers...

[Vashthestampede]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
seriously
AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
glad
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!
your
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ok
HAHA!!

[Decker]

LOL

Reminds me of that movie

"I glued myself to.......my-self........."

[ferkjace]

OMG NOOB!

Lollerskates, I mean.

Glad it ended well.

[Snake Eyes 88 USMC]

HA HA!
What a great story.

[MerrSonn]

LOL, great story. Quick thinking definitely saved you some embarrassment...

[P8ntballPlayer]

Lmao! At least you were smart enough to read the back of the bottle, I know I wouldnt of been. And to get it out of my system... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Next time dont do projects that could go terribaly wrong and potentialy endanger yourself in open rooms when you have a cat(or a dog for that matter, I've got my fair share of stories too, lol). And once again.....
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And HA!

[FlatlinesUp]

Uh,....

thanks for sharing...

[Millslane]

lessen learned...

don't do "projects" in our underwear

[bigred33]

Im not sure if there is a sign needed here or not.

[99GenX]

Bahahaha....

[RandyA]

pants are good ... didnt the rubbing alcohol burn said sensitive parts? i know how bad it hurts in a cut... next time something like that happens use some icy-hot









disclaimer: dont use icy-hot on your boys.... it burns but it makes for a good practical joke if you have a friend stupid enough to apply to "self"

[jestertls]

HOLY S$%^ As bad a night as I am having at work, that brightened my day. Thank you, I needed that.

[Spunny]

That was great , thanks for the heads up, no super glue to the boys...got it

[Kreeper X]

Now that's what I'd call a Sticky Situation!